[VLOG] Volume IV: Not Much Happenin’

Posted by Vee | News, Video | Sunday 15 August 2010 7:03 am

In this episode: My cat. A massive amount of crap on my bed. Haircuts. AKB48 turn into candies. Can we eat them? 0___o

Aika joke. My Takahashi Ai impression.

Nine Muses don’t “suck” so much as “their songs bore me after one minute”. It’s just disappointing as all hell.

And since I think I’m under some contractual obligation with my pants to put up a picture of Dominic Howard with every post these days, here:

Begrudgingly putting up with Matt Bellamy's stupid shit since 1994.

[News] Give Ayu Shelter

Posted by Vee | Ayumi Hamasaki, News, avex trax | Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:35 pm

Well, this is breaking new ground, at least where a stylistic possibility is concerned.

To what do I refer?

This is what everyone is thinking:

or better yet:

But what truehappiness and a few others had the insight to point out directly following the announcement, and what immediately came to MY mind, was this:

Let’s see. Ayu has become a spokesperson for Rimmel, touting the “London Look”. She flew to London for her latest PV shoots. She has been photographed (nicely, as a change of pace) for SCawaii’s February issue wearing 1970’s Brit-rock influenced ensembles (even sporting St. George’s Cross on her skirt, but looking very much like a swanky rocker in this shot particularly:

How many more shades of “obvious” does this need to be? Of course, no one can be 100% visionary when it comes to this, but it would seem that the title of the tour and (ostensibly, if tradition will hold) the forthcoming album harken back to none other than Ayumi’s rock and roll influences. What I consider to be the most firmly pointed finger in this whole frenzy, however, is the fact that Ayumi recorded her London sessions at Metropolis Studios. The Rolling Stones, and Mick Jagger as a solo musician, have also recorded there. As have Madonna and Michael Jackson. I’m just saying, Ayumi may have been seeking a musical mecca when she sought out Metropolis.

I, for one, can’t wait for this Rock’n'Roll Circus. Knowing already that (perhaps – who knows?) tracks like ‘Sunrise/Sunset’, ‘You were…’, ‘BALLAD’, and ‘RED LINE’ will be included makes me interested to see just how “rock” she can take it from here, but if the extremely LQ preview of ‘Microphone’ in the latest Honda Spark commercial proves to be a valid lead, this shit is, indeed, gonna rock.

The Tour begins on April 4th. It’s as likely as anything else that we’ll be seeing the 11th album from Ayumi Hamasaki within the next two months.

Here’s hoping for a rocking 2010, Ayu.

[News] Countdown Live 09-10 ~Future Classics~ Kneejerk Reactions

Posted by Vee | Ayumi Hamasaki, News, avex trax | Wednesday 30 December 2009 7:37 pm

I woke up this morning feeling pretty good. The sun was out for the first time in a couple of weeks, I was well-rested, and I still had ‘RED LINE ~for TA~’ to play over and over again while I was going through my morning routine.

But oh, what’s this up at AHS? It’s the motherfucking setlist from Countdown Live! The concert was already wowing me with its merchandise, specifically the very very cool Ayu-face t-shirt, the first official merch tee with Ayu’s face on it:

f_fcp6vormp2fm_1ce16cfTres Madonna, oui? Anyway, the merch looked fabulous, and I love the gothic-style logo, plus the very title of the concert, ‘Future Classics’, intrigued me. Seeing the setlist this morning made my world. I didn’t really think it could get better than last yearts PCDL, which was a smorgasbord of rare and never-performed songs. This year has some pretty popular fare, but dips back into the catalog with a very different approach:

THE SETLIST:

01. I am…
02. Moments
-inst-
03. STEP you
04. EnergizE
-inst-
05. About You
-inst-
06. momentum
07. You were…
-inst-
08. Pride
09. INSPIRE
10. Because of You
11. 1 LOVE
12. until that Day…
(countdown)
13. Humming 7/4
14. evolution
15. Startin’
(encore)
16. teddy bear
17. Sunrise ~LOVE is ALL~
18. Boys & Girls
19. RED LINE ~for TA~

(courtesy of 2ch and Coelacanthe of AHS)

I see there’s the standard “hyper-cute-girly-pink-crap” section with ‘STEP You’ and ‘EnergizE’, but having an all-out ROCK section (with three of the most rocking Ayu songs ever, might I add….’Because of you’, you have been sorely missed bb) and featuring ‘Humming 7/4′ in the core setlist and not just the encore (have I ever mentioned that as being my favorite Ayumi song? I don’t think I have, because I try to focus on different aspects of her music and say “oh, _____ is my favorite ballad, ______ is my favorite rock song” No no no no….’Humming 7/4 is MY. FAVORITE. AYUMI. SONG. EVER. Take that to the bank. It has been since 2006)? RELIABLE DECISION-MAKING. The presence of ‘Startin’ is also a treat (‘Startin’??? At the END? Say that ain’t on purpose), and let me TELL you I just about shat bricks when I saw that ‘I am…’ was leading up the show. Especially considering the obvious ‘I am…’/'You were…’ connection. Also, that song is a pure oddity in her catalog and I can’t get over it being awesome.

‘Pride’ has been one of Ayumi’s best live songs in recent years, it relies a lot on her alto and her vibrato, which kick ASS now even where her high range fail.

‘momentum’ has never gotten enough play, usually scrapped in favor of the perennial ‘M’, but OMFG ‘momentum’ is here.

I like my Ayumi encores how I like my coffee: with a spoon in them sweet, strong, and the same as always. I don’t require much change. I was never a fan of ‘MY ALL’, honestly, or ‘Replace’, as encore-enders. I personally haven’t quite gotten over the way ‘Who…’ keeps getting slightly truncated. So: I’d better hear ‘Boys & Girls’ or ‘Humming 7/4′ in the encore, or I’m just going to be peeved (not that my opinion really matters, but…you know…). This encore features two strong happy songs (one of them being ‘Boys & Girls’, fuck yeah), both incredible crowd-pumpers, one amazing ballad, and a song I am completely willing to hand over the ‘Encore Ender’ spot to for all eternity. I mean, have you glimpsed the lyrics of ‘RED LINE ~for TA~’? You must have a heart of steel if you’re not moved by that shit. LOVE IT. Of course, Countdown Live has been notorious for featuring an Encore Ender that never makes an appearance again (‘winding road’, wth), but my god I hope ‘RED LINE’ stands up.

I also have seen photos of the costumes, and here’s where the real kicker is: THEY ALL LOOK REALLY GOOD. I only have misgivings about the “hyper-cute-pink-girly-crap” Alice in Wonderland costume, but it’s only used for two songs and I don’t really think we can complain after the pink fuzzy cloak, fairy wings, and tiara from last year’s PCDL. *cringe*

She also sports a GIANT H!P BOW during one set. I’m just sayin’. GIANT H!P BOW is setting up franchises, apparently.

All in all, I can’t wait to see this. Especially since she looks to be sitting on her best-selling single in a long time. YOU GO GURL. In conclusion:

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[News] Ayumi’s Winter Single and the Art of Visual Nomenclature

Posted by Vee | Ayumi Hamasaki, News | Thursday 22 October 2009 10:22 pm

…I wanted to be witty with the title, but I think the title of the upcoming single does that for me. ‘You were…/BALLAD’ will be released on December 16th, comes the official news. Since this is Ayumi, and news comes in battalions, the fan community also learned today of a new book being released on November 14th (‘Ayumi Hamasaki Photo & Episode 2005-2009′) and the television airdate of her Arena Tour 2009 ~NEXT LEVEL~ (November 29th, on TBS). We go for months talking about the fact that calendar previews have not yet leaked (amidst news of the calendar release actually being pushed back…) and finally a boatload of news comes, all at once. The Arena Tour telecast and the new book are interesting and all, but NEW SINGLE ZOMG.

Most interesting to me is the ‘C Side’, a song entitled ‘RED LINE ~for TA~’. We had already been told (I count myself among TA although I am not an official member, because god knows I would be an official member if I lived in Japan, and TA takes a few more hurdles than some other fan clubs, so even just having a friend in Nippon won’t get me in) that ‘NEXT LEVEL’ (the song, not the album) was written for us, so it just makes ‘RED LINE ~for TA~’ even more of a sweet gesture. From some other artists I might consider it a sappy bone being thrown to a dedicated fanbase that accounts for most of her sales, but I started to read Ayumi’s blog this year (thanks in no small part to Deli’s amazing translations over at gaijin-kanpai), and let me tell you: Ayumi Hamasaki is 100% hardcore. She seriously seems to have no other life beyond filling the role of “idol” above and beyond the call of duty. The sometimes long-winded, sometimes ridiculous, and sometimes almost-sad glimpses into her personal life are tempered by the knowledge that, of course, we are only being given a glimpse, but my cynicism has been tested by my favorite artists for years (most recently when Peter Hook acknowledged that he had forged and sold Ian Curtis’ autograph after the former Joy Division frontman’s suicide), and I can safely say that I don’t have a hint of cynicism when it comes to Ayumi. Therefore, I look forward to ‘RED LINE ~for TA~’, and I just hope that it’s as good as she would want it to be for us – that would, indeed, be the perfect single.

Obvious snark is snarky, as ‘BALLAD’ is not only a very unimaginative title but also was used by alan (another avex artist you should hear if you have not yet) earlier in 2009. Whatever. ‘You were…’ sounds like a classic Ayumi title and goes back to the ellipses nomenclature. Ayumi seems to abide by distinct WAYS of naming her songs, visually. This is useful because I’m assuming most of her fans do not actually speak English. The bold all-caps titles (‘GREEN’, ‘AUDIENCE’, ‘HANABI’, ‘NEVER EVER’, ‘WE WISH’, among many others) is set off by the all-lowercase titles (‘ourselves’, ‘ever free’, ‘teddy bear’, ‘glitter’, ‘fated’, ‘independent’, among many others). There is also the annoying, seemingly recent trend of ~let’s put stuff in tildes~ titles, as seen in newer offerings like ‘SUNRISE/SUNSET ~Love is All~’, ‘untitled ~for her~’, and this new ‘RED LINE ~for TA~’, but which actually predates Memorial address with ‘Love ~Destiny~’.

The ellipses, however, have always been in Ayumi’s visual nomenclature. From A Song for XX there were two ellipses titles (‘For my Dear…’ and ‘As If…’), from LOVEppears there was ‘Who…’, I am… was an ellipses ALBUM, and Secret gave us the most recent ellipsical offerings. I’m glad to see them return. For me, there has always been a mysterious, “lyrical question mark” effect with these titles, especially considering that for the prominent part of Ayumi’s catalog, the English-language titles have little to do with the song…or DO they? It isn’t until you immerse yourself in different translations and interpretations that some of the titles become soulfully resonant, such as with ‘Liar’, ‘SCAR’, ‘About you’, and ‘NEVER EVER’. Therefore, for songs like ‘Who…’ and ‘until that Day…’, an extra weight of responsibility seems to be thrust upon the audience to pay attention to the lyrics and solve the bit of a puzzle being thrown our way. At least, that’s how I’ve always seen it.

This is considering only that you actually care about and honor an artist’s visual nomenclature, which seems to be an especially popular gimmick in Japan. My mind goes immediately to Tomoko Kawase (Tommy, heavenly6 and february6, also of the brilliant green fame), whose songs have such colorfully impossible-to-retype-without-copypasta titles as ‘+Gothic Pink+’ and ‘ThE RoSe fraGranCe’. Yes, you could just call the song ‘The Rose Fragrance’, because that’s how we say it when we’re chatting about music, but considering that most of us have been weaned as J-Pop appreciators on the internet, who doesn’t imagine titles like ‘THE Manpower!!!’ with those three important exclamation marks? Would the new AKB48 single, ‘RIVER’, be as effective in lowercase? I actually posit that the song’s entire meaning would be distorted, all thanks to visual nomenclature. You listen to ‘RIVER’ and you hear a bold, declarative, all-caps statement. If the title had been ‘river’, it may have been a little confusing, even puzzling, to figure out why.

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'Memorial address' back cover

Obtuse, maybe, but I do feel like this topic is relevant and that Ayumi has helped shape the face with her almost exclusively English language titling (the sole exceptions being ‘kanariya’ and ’sotsugyou shashin’ – even ‘HANABI’ and ‘HANABI ~episode II~’, as you can see by the inset scan, gets the romanji treatment, and how can any appreciator not understand that the capslock was an intentional and important part of the song’s very essence?

I put a lot of effort into getting my visual nomenclature right, especially where Ayumi Hamasaki and Hello!Project have been concerned, since they have made up the bulk of my blogging subject matter. If a song’s title is supposed to be all-lowercase, I actually feel a stab of split-second anger when I see someone misrepresent it elsewhere. Concession can be made for those that have no way of knowing until they’ve become more familiar with an artist’s work, but when the “artistic credibility” of J-Pop artists is brought as much into question as it already is, I feel it’s only in good taste to honor the morsels of creative effort we see. A song is and always has been the sum of its parts, and visual presentiation is just as important a part of the canon as lyrics, arrangement, and instrumentation. When a song invades my consciousness, at least, it does so on every sensory level that is possible. I may not be able to touch a song, taste it, or smell it, but memories will make their way into my brain and associate themselves, where those senses are concerned. As far as “seeing” a song, though, there is no doubt that I do have a flash of title whenever a song comes on, whether it be a complex string of kanji that I only know from years upon years of sight, not from actual understanding, or whether it be a simple English title with three little bread crumbs following it, the title itself pregnant with suspense as the song begins.

I love it. I’m glad to see it back.

God knows I’ll probably be crazy for it, because I am a bit love-blind when it comes to Ayumi Hamasaki. For instance: in the coming months I’ll be putting out my ‘Top Ten of J-Pop 2009′ and I will therein attempt to explain what makes ‘SUNRISE ~Love is All~’ such a great song to me while at the same time trying to understand what makes it so bad to its detractors. Ayumi Hamasaki’s fandom is one of the few I’ve been a (silent, at least where community is concerned) part of wherein even if you’re a fan, you’re expected to be a hater. This year’s summer single was ripped apart by fans, and I’m still trying to piece together why. I’ll do my best. That said, though, I hope that even if it isn’t all that great, ‘You were…’ will at least give us something to think about more than make snap judgments about.

For those wondering (and mostly because I wanted to document it), Ayumi’s Winter singles (known for being ‘wintery ballads’) arguably goes back to ‘M’, which was released in December of 2000 and is far and away one of her best selling singles of all time. The “modern era” of Winter singles are far more obvious: ‘Carols’, ‘Jewel’, ‘Together When…’ and ‘DAYS’ amongst them.

[News] Namie Amuro: AMUROAD WORLD STYLING

Posted by Ash | Namie Amuro, News | Saturday 3 October 2009 12:43 am

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Recently, Namie News Network posted videos and stills of Namie Amuro’s new Vidal Sassoon campaign. This was pretty exciting considering I haven’t seen any of Namie’s new material–plus, the announcement that her two new songs will be released on an album at the end of 2009 is awesome! I’ve been jonesing for new Namie, and I can’t wait.

Yes, more Namie goodness, please!

[News] Illidan Stormrage to Voice Dr. Tenma: WE ARE NOT PREPARED.

Posted by Vee | MONSTER, News | Sunday 27 September 2009 11:47 pm

ANOTHER ANIMU POST. I promise I have a ‘THE Possible’ review on the horizon, and Ash is set to do a Namie Amuro article, but come on, MONSTER TRUMPS ALL in Pink Wota land.

Ash broke the news to Pink Wota readers a few weeks back about the upcoming run of Monster on the SyFy (I cringe to spell it that way, really) Channel. It starts October 12th, but since the news was even a rumor we’ve been watching developments slowly. Our main concerns have been, of course, over the voice acting. As any devout (or formerly devout, as my case should be called) anime fan knows, voice acting can make or break an English dub. And since I plan to use this North American run of Monster to introduce friends and family to my favorite series in the entire history of the world (yeah, GTFO, Evangelion), I want it to be be, you know, GOOD.

CHEER UP, EMO TENMA. (art by Pink Wota's very own Ash - THAT'S RIGHT)

CHEER UP, EMO TENMA. (art by Pink Wota's very own Ash - THAT'S RIGHT)

Tenma, mai waifu (?!), and Johan, Ash’s waifu, were of course our main concerns. Well, also Runge. Who will be called Lunge. Even though that’s not a German name. And his badge says Runge. But Richard Epcar has been signed to play Runge, and let me tell you, I’ve eaten dinner with Richard Epcar and he is nothing but a Cool Dude, so I trust him to do justice to Runge. BUT TO GET BACK TO MY POINT, Tenma and Johan will carry the series, and casting is something we’ve been keeping our ear to the ground about.

Ash broke the news via e-mail about an hour ago. Her addendum to the link she sent me? “I don’t know anything about this guy, so I can’t say….XD”

Thus, research was conducted. The voice actor tapped for Dr. Tenma is one Liam O’Brien, isn’t hard on the eyes, and has done a lot of varied voice work, including one of our favorite Bleach characters. He doesn’t screw around, and has a nice website that provides a good portrait of the actor I’ll be hearing from week to week starting in October, bein’ emo and not killin’ dudes. The Character Reel sounds promising, though full of mostly action and comedy. Also…wait….WAIT….WHAT!? WHAT IS THIS.

MOTHERFUCKING ILLIDAN STORMRAGE IS PLAYING KENZO TENMA.

Worlds collide, the potential of this North American release is multiplied by the already-promising involvement of Richard Epcar, and I jizz in my pants.

Liam O’Brien, I wish you all the best. I am not one of those rabid fangirls who will blame you if the subtlety of Monster is lost on the North American audience. However, I am fully prepared to hang that cross on whomever has the unfortunate task of voicing Johan.

[News] NO ONE LIKES IDOL GROUPS ANYMORE OH NO.

Posted by Vee | News | Tuesday 22 September 2009 8:16 pm

Recently (okay, like, JUST A FEW DAYS AGO), Tsutaya put up the results of its gender-and-age specific artist popularity rankings. The results aren’t exactly astonishing, but they do offer some quantitative data for those of you wanting to toss around the “so-and-so is more popular than so-and-so in Japan” when we really usually don’t have anything to go by but the Oricon charts.

Mad crazy credit for the translation goes to KarenPang of No Music No Life, who posted this info up at AHS.

(SPOILER: JAPAN FUCKING LOVES ARASHI)

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[News] AND CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED, TOO.

Posted by Vee | Hello!Project, Morning Musume, News | Saturday 19 September 2009 11:45 am

OK, so remember back in late Winter/early Spring when I got sick of waiting for Paul to finally put up this year’s Hello Rankers, and rattled off my top girls for each Wonderful Hearts group? You do? Oh, bless you, because good luck finding them, they’re buried somewhere in there. March or something. Anyway. My point being.

C-ute. Umeda Erika = Number One member.

ERIKA UMEDA GRADUATES.

That was bad enough, and it still isn’t even “official”. I have to tolerate all the “lol no uglies” talk until she’s gone and everyone forgets her, and then lord knows it’ll just start up again when some kind soul has the decency to post her modeling pics on the H!O picboard. I’ll be the one right there in the shit for the “ummm she’s EX-H!P, get her off the picboard nya nya nya” vs. “FUCK YOU THAT’S WHY” debates.

So Erika is more or less gone, C-ute is putting out snoozer singles anyway, MoMusu is sucking balls, Berryz is just fine but seems to be worlds from the H!P family this year (that retreat in Hawaii gave them time to coalesce and develop a strategy), and thank god Buono! is still around.

BUT NO WAIT WE HAVE TO SHAKE THINGS UP A LITTLE MORE.

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[News] Fish Lips: 0 Dead Eyes: 1 – It Evens Out.

Posted by Vee | Ayumi Hamasaki, Eyecandy, News | Thursday 17 September 2009 1:34 am

So. I’ve been holding off on a pre-order of the Ayumi Hamasaki 2010 calendar until I see the cover. As if I’m fooling anyone. I hated the cover of ‘Sunrise/Sunset’ and it ended up being my favorite single of hers in years.

As someone on AHS astutely put it, it shouldn’t be “in” to put Ayu down, especially considering the decline of her career since 2006. So, I’m going to be very generous on this one. Here’s the cover:

Mouth is normal, nails are pretty, hair is great, but whose eyes are those?

Mouth is normal, nails are pretty, hair is great, but whose eyes are those?

I sort of like it, I’ll be honest. I suppose that I can’t be satisfied, so I’ll take that and try to look on the bright side. Compared to last year’s cover, and even 2008’s cover, this is an artistic coup. Considering that the thing was (supposedly) shot on location in Bali, I’m hoping for a more laid-back, hippie-ish, “Madonna-in-her-last-good-period” feeling to the photos. There will be a white dress somewhere, there will probably be bad wigs. But I am just full of optimism because I’m sick of having to be down on everything.

Well done, *er…augh…this is going to take some effort to force out…* Kazuyoshi Shimomura… I feel like Stewie in the episode of Family Guy where he bids the Bandit farewell with the forced cheer: “Good luck on tapping some of that … hot…Sally Field…tail…” “Hey, I don’t like it any more than you do!”

And really, I can’t complain too much about the photoshopped eyes. They at least look like real eyes, albeit not like Ayu’s. She doesn’t look like a space alien. I guess we’ve regressed a little bit and Ayu is trying to go back to the 2001-2002 days of NAILS NAILS NAILS IN YOUR FACE FACE FACE instead. I’d say that’s a good move – she’s got awesome nail sense.

Meanwhile, I’m looking at the picture for the current two-month stretch on my Ayu 2009 calendar and, frankly, I can’t wait until November so I can switch it out. I remember waking up on September 1st and going “…..oh….eww….” I believe I even mentioned to Shirow that I might just cut off the date strip from the previous picture and pretend that July and August were just coasting me through the Fall. Now I’m thinking of printing out a big awesome.jpg and putting it over her fishlips face. In fact…wait. I have that technology.

(ten minutes later…)

HELL YES I LOVE THIS CALENDAR AGAIN.

HELL YES I LOVE THIS CALENDAR AGAIN. And no my wall isn't that yellow, it's just crappy flash on my Blackberry camera. My walls are pink. QUELLE SURPRISE.


[News] Monster DVD Box Set 1 is on it’s way!

Posted by Ash | News | Tuesday 15 September 2009 10:08 am

People, people, people…this a public service announcement.

A public service announcement of pure awesome. Everyone needs to know about this. Everyone who uses Region 1 DVDs, that is.

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Naoki Urasawa’s Monster is receiving a U.S. television release. It will be playing on SyFy’s Ani-Monday line-up starting October 12.

Oh, I’ll be there. You’d better be there, too, unless you want to miss the epitome of suspense storytelling.

But that isn’t what I’m really here to tell you. What I actually want to announce is this:

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The first Monster DVD box set will be released on Decemeber 9 of this year.

This is big news! This is amazing news. So amazing that I can barely sit still in my seat long enough to tell you about it.

But, in all seriousness, Monster is an amazing show–everyone should give it a try at least once (and at the price that amazon.com is selling it for right now, it’d be a crime NOT to try it).

At the moment, I have an article about Monster in the works, which will go on to explain in more detail why you really need to watch this series. With any luck, I’ll get that done sooner rather than later.

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